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...and for my next trick i'm going to eat sundried tomatoes...

THiS PiSSES ME RiGHT OFF

misleading bullshit cartoons in the local rag.
*grumble*

FEETS AT PUNAKAiKi

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Originally uploaded by frogstarstrikesagain.

back from a wonderful weekend away... spent this morning sitting by a river drawing. mmm, love it. i'll write more soon, perhaps a real update! wow.
xxxx

GOiNG BUSH

in an hour i am getting in a cute red car with a cute (not red) girl, and going to the coast for the weekend. hours of lazing and reading and writing and gazing and walking and smiling and yawning and eating and doing rude stuff. yay!
this is where we're staying... Te Nikau Retreat. mmm, i'm so excited, i *love* punakaiki and i haven't been in a few years.
see you next week m'dears. expect pictures.
xxxxx

LAZY SUNDAY

harbour view
Originally uploaded by frogstarstrikesagain.

once upon a sunny sunday i took it into my head to go driving. no destination in mind, i ended up in lyttelton. "well," i thought to myself, "i can either go wander some shops and drink some sort of a beverage, or i can go check out the ferry timetable".
so i did the latter, and afore long i was sitting on a little wee boat to diamond harbour. delicious sun-drenched quiet beautiful diamond harbour.
off the ferry i jumped, and up the hill i bounded. past the tree, with a smile on my face, and up to godley house.
where i drank beer.
in the sun.
on the lawn.
alone.
and i wrote.
and sat with eyes closed soaking up the sun.
and wrote some more.
and drank beer.
and took photos.
and smiled.
and sighed contentedly.
and watched people.
and just sat.
and thought.
and imagined.
and smiled.
it was *everything* i needed today.

GEEZ, TELL ME ABOUT iT...

thank you saltation... for this
a chord is struck.

delicious besottment, oozing... creeping... lava-like... burning...
where will it lead?

i love this. have a look when you've got a free minute.

THE 7 THiNGS MEME... iT'S DOiNG THE ROUNDS...

Seven Things I Plan To Do Before I Die

1. have a book published
2. spend time in mexico
3. yoga
4. exhibit paintings (mine)
5. love being me
6. own a business
7. drink coffee with michelle

Seven Things I Can Do

1. sarcasm
2. type with all my fingers
3. make a girl cum
4. get stuck
5. cook quinoa and couscous to perfection
6. hold a tune
7. speak proper ( i just choose not to)

Seven Things I Can Not Do

1. any sort of gymnastical move, including headstand
2. hold back giggles
3. roll my Rs
4. speak another language
5. eat mashed parsnip
6. be nice when i don't mean it
7. changer a washer

Seven Things That I Find Really Attractive About The Opposite Sex

1. their arms
2. their solidness
3. their ability to change washers and the like.
4. they can be cute and geeky and all shy and stuff
5. their height
6. there must be something else... *wracking brain*
7. i'll get back to ya.

Seven Things That I Find Really Attractive About The Same Sex

1. their hands
2. their bodies
3. their gentleness
4. their freckles
5. their strength.
6. their laughter
7. their sounds

Seven Things I Say The Most

1. wot?
2. 4 o'clock
3. you're cute.
4. fucksticks
5. cool.
6. hello, piko wholefoods...
7. i don't know, sorry

Seven Books I Love

1. the bone people, keri hulme
2. on mexican time, tony cohan
3. clear your clutter with feng shui, karen kingston
4. the devil's cup, stuart lee allen
5. the fires of bride, ellen galford
6. the blue lawn, william taylor
7. whale rider, witi ihimaera