hola!
que pasa? cuando es tu compleanos? veinte de enero?
hasta la vista.

i'd like to learn spanish, i've been saying it for years
i'm yapping on about it but nobody really cares
so i should go and prove myself
and get my brain back off the shelf
and learn this language good and proper
...then fly to peru in my new chopper

what i'll do when i get to peru in my new [non-existent]chopper is yet to be assertained. feel free to make suggestions. i thought maybe i could become a grower of organic coke, surely there'd be a market for that? organic A-class, the creme of the crop...
yay, a career unfolds before me, my parents will be proud (er, maybe not. i'll tell them i'm becoming a corporate lawyer)